"If knowledge is power, than a god am I"
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Post by The Riddler on Mar 4, 2017 4:36:43 GMT
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The Ridd-"Uh-bup-bup, let me stop you right there, due to you're rather feeble attempt at making an appllication that correctly encapsulates my sheer overwhelming brilliance, I, Edward Nygma, The Riddler, shall be taking over this plotter whenever you fail at making it look as glorious as the very genius whom it was created for!! Which, le-he-het us be honest with ourselves here, will be quite often! Now, let me explain myself to these feeble minded simpletons. *Ahem* SO: Riddle me this ladies and gentlemen; Who is Edward Nygma?!?! Whatever you said, not to qoute our dear freind Lex Luthor, is WRONG!!! Because no matter what you say my answer will be better!! Now, I was born a sad and lonely genius t- you know what?! YOU AREN'T SMART ENOUGH FOR ME TO TELL YOU THIS!!! All you fecal feeble-minded lesser lifeforms need to know about me is that I am better than you"
Friends
-The Joker "Hardly.... In fact I find that statement... laughable... TO HELL WITH YOU ALL!!! That jest was as genius as its creator!!"
-Harley Quinn "As insufferable as her mate is, and as insufferabley dim-witted as she can seem, she can be rather enjoyable to be around..... On rare occasions of coarse!!!"
-The Mad Hatter "If someone could get him to stop addressing me as the Doormouse, that'd be greatly appreciated"
-The Scarecrow "Crane offers some rather intelligent conversation, but clearly my intelligence far exceeds that of his!"
-Two Face "Besties ever since Tommy Lee and Jim Carrey!!"
Enemies
-BATMAN "HE'S A CHEATEEEER!!!!!! HE'LL NEVER BE AS SMART AS ME NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIES!!! WE ALL KNOW HE LOOKS UP THE ANSWERS TO MY RIDDLES ON THE INTERNET!!!! THAT STUPID FEEBLE MINDED FLYING RODENT COULDN'T SOLVE A RUBIX CUBE NONE THE LESS ONE OF MY GRAND AND GLORIOUS EXPERTLY CRAFTED PUZZLES!!!... I know you'll see this detective, so riddle me this:I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. For I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the next day. I will come with a cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss upon your face. I come in many forms if emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am every one's final fate. What am I?"
Family
-Unamed Father "A bestial mutt of a man! The abusive bastard can't seem to comprehend my genius!... i will end him for everything he's done to me..."
-Unamed Mother
Interested In Doing....
-"Oh you know, the usual, long walks on the beach, riding bikes... IT'S BEATING BATMAN!!!! THAT'S THE ONLY THING I'M INTERESTED IN!!! SO I CAN PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT I AM THE MOST INTELLIGENT BEING IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!!!!!"
Other
-Batter than the rest. Simply the best. "Damn right I am"
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"If knowledge is power, than a god am I"
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Post by The Riddler on Jul 17, 2017 4:40:30 GMT
The Riddle of Conundrum Girl Spawning from @sanity 's Conundrum Girl cbox antics (which are hilarious btw) we both decided it needs to become a thread! So here's what I was thinking Riddler's television hijacking had caught @sanity 's eye. She just shows up at Ed's hideout and declares herself his sidekick. Riddler gives a blank stare, with a "what the f#$@?!" face. Next BATMAN shows up, either needing Nygma for a case, or just to click his butt (both are pretty much up the Bat's alley "The prick that he is"). Riddler basically tells @sanity to screw off as his goons open fire at BATMAN . Then runs off and escapes, @sanity follows and the entire thread is basically becomes Nygma desperately attempting to avoid Conundrum Girl, and accidentally causing major collateral damage to the city from the avoidance as Batman tries to stop any more damage from occurring. Thoughts? Questions? Interested?
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"There is nothing to fear.... But fear itself..."
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Post by Scarecrow on Jul 19, 2017 1:48:57 GMT
"Friends are we? Don't flatter yourself Nygma. Your merely a backer for my research, nothing more. Besides I already know your greatest fear, seeing just how inferior you truly are."
All smack talk aside, I would love to do a thread involving Riddler and Crane XD Perhaps working together to lure out Batman, Crane for the fun of facing the bat, and Riddler to feed his delusions. "Hey!"
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"If knowledge is power, than a god am I"
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Post by The Riddler on Jul 20, 2017 17:59:14 GMT
"Crane, Crane, Crane, Crane, Crane! Tsk tsk tsk. I am so utterly, utterly disgusted by your claim! I assumed you were, at the very least smart enough to realize that I'm much too brilliant for friends! No, what I have are colleagues and acquaintances"Yes! My thoughts exactly! We need to pair these two up! That could be a good idea, perhaps they do a bunch of robberies and heists together and use Ed's riddles to lure Batsy into chasing them, assuming batman says yes that is XD Scarecrow
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2017 13:04:29 GMT
The Riddler & Daredevil: I'd love to mess with Ed what with Daredevil's super senses. It'd be fun to see how frustrated he could make Riddler.
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"If knowledge is power, than a god am I"
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Post by The Riddler on Dec 8, 2017 20:39:28 GMT
@daredevil , hmm... I think I could concoct a thread for ya! Lemme scheme something up and I'll get back to ya!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2017 19:45:26 GMT
DIDDLER
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The Ridd-"Uh-bup-bup, let me stop you right there "Metacommentary inside metacommentary? This is going to be fun, no wait, it involves you. It's going to be tedious. Hehehehehehahaa!", due to you're rather feeble attempt at making an appllication "Does this genius need to get a dictionary and spell 'application'?" that correctly encapsulates my sheer overwhelming brilliance, I, Edward Nygma, The Riddler, shall be taking over this plotter whenever you fail at making it look as glorious as the very genius whom it was created for "And who says the Death of the Author isn't real?"!! Which, le-he-het us be honest with ourselves here, will be quite often! Now, let me explain myself to these feeble minded simpletons. *Ahem* SO: Riddle me this ladies and gentlemen; Who is Edward Nygma?!?! "The bedwetter in the bowling hat!" Whatever you said, not to qoute our dear freind Lex Luthor, is WRONG!!! "I wonder if Lex knows what no means either." Because no matter what you say my answer will be better!! Now, I was born a sad and lonely genius "Well, one of those is right." t- you know what?! YOU AREN'T SMART ENOUGH FOR ME TO TELL YOU THIS!!! All you fecal feeble-minded lesser lifeforms need to know about me is that I am better than you"
Friends
-The Joker "Hardly.... In fact I find that statement... laughable... TO HELL WITH YOU ALL!!! That jest was as genius as its creator!!" "If I want a frail little girl, I'll go with Scarecrow. If I want a guy in a stupid hat, I'll go for Hatter. If I want someone with a bunch of question marks on his suit. Hmmm. Punctuation Man? Is he a thing?"
-Harley Quinn "As insufferable as her mate is, and as insufferabley dim-witted as she can seem, she can be rather enjoyable to be around..... On rare occasions of coarse!!!" "Riddle me this, who's about to get a lot shorter after I cut off his legs. Nnnhehehehehe!"
-The Mad Hatter "If someone could get him to stop addressing me as the Doormouse, that'd be greatly appreciated" "Gotcha, Alice."
-The Scarecrow "Crane offers some rather intelligent conversation, but clearly my intelligence far exceeds that of his!" "I wet the bed more! No, I do!"
-Two Face "Besties ever since Tommy Lee and Jim Carrey!!" "Actually, the first thing Lee said to Carrey was 'I hate you'. True story!"
Enemies
-BATMAN "HE'S A CHEATEEEER!!!!!! HE'LL NEVER BE AS SMART AS ME NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIES!!! "The only way you beat him in a game of wits is if he starts eating lead paint and washing it down with bleach." WE ALL KNOW HE LOOKS UP THE ANSWERS TO MY RIDDLES ON THE INTERNET!!!! "What about when he beat you in the 70s?" THAT STUPID FEEBLE MINDED FLYING RODENT "Bats aren't. I know this, you know this. It's just not as fun when he's not here." COULDN'T SOLVE A RUBIX CUBE NONE THE LESS ONE OF MY GRAND AND GLORIOUS EXPERTLY CRAFTED PUZZLES!!!... "A Chinese finger trap?" I know you'll see this detective, so riddle me this:I am always around, but never seen. "Lloyd Ventrix!" I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. "Flash?" For I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the next day "Or maybe in the month of May, of course, without delay.". I will come with a cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss upon your face. "Freeze. Has to be Freeze." I come in many forms if emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. "Someone should slap you with a rhyming dictionary." I am every one's final fate. What am I? "Cancellation?""
Family
-Unamed Father "A bestial mutt of a man! The abusive bastard can't seem to comprehend my genius!... i will end him for everything he's done to me..." "He has a name. Alfred Pennyworth."
-Unamed Mother
Interested In Doing....
-"Oh you know, the usual, long walks on the beach, riding bikes... IT'S BEATING BATMAN!!!! THAT'S THE ONLY THING I'M INTERESTED IN!!! SO I CAN PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT I AM THE MOST INTELLIGENT BEING IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!!!!!" "You might have better chance with the Bathound. Or Man-of-Bats, I don't think he's doing anything right now."
Other
-Batter than the rest. Simply the best. "Damn right I am" "Tina, Tina, Tina, does Ike need to come over and slap you?"
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