"If knowledge is power, than a god am I"
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Post by The Riddler on Dec 24, 2017 21:34:15 GMT
Timeline: TBD Previous Threads: N/A Characters Involved: Lex Luthor | DOOM | @thejoker | The Riddler | Scarecrow | Captain Cold | @juggernaut | to be expanded upon Location: Deep within a bleak and dismal swamp Deep beyond the recesses of modern day society, in a place no sane man ought to go, belched and bubbled a swamp more hideous than most other swamps. The water boiled and bubbled like broth under a grim night shading. The trees and other fauna slouched slothfully with little care nor worry for the folly of man, with roots that ran like tendrils through the squishy and oozy soil. Gators lurked, scanning the perimeter, and fish hid fearfully in the shadows. There was a sense of disparity in that swamp, as if rats were scuttling and scurrying into a deep sanctuary where they could proliferate and fester, plotting the spread of many unhappy pestilences to the world above. A decadent zone of inhabitance, that is rotting down to its very core. Within this quaggy marsh of pure degeneracy lay what was once a long dormant facility, battered and worn from age. Nestled, within the slimy oil of swamp water like only the most venomous of water vipers. Meanwhile, in the Legion of Doom... The interior of the structure was no less rusted and torn just as the outside was. A table stretched from the main control room around the walls, lined with the most sinister villains in existence, each with their own plans, schemes, and ambitions. Most embittered by loss, some simply seeing opportunity. One of these villains arose from his seat, a tablet held for keeping records amongst other various bookkeeping tasks. He was guised simply in a green suit with a bowler, his tie and cap had a single question mark upon them. His cane rested nestled to his side just as he began roll call "The Legion of Doom is now in session! We have gathered here today, many of the most sinister villains in the world, including myself, the humorous but sinister Riddler" Many of the villains likely had to show off their own powers and abilities, stroke their ego a tad at the expense of the Legion's base. Countless tables had discarded like candy wrappers due to battle damage from Grundy and Cheetah. The Riddler, for all his wit was no different from the other villains, he was an ego stroker like no other. For his presentation of power, he held out several large cards. Each, with the face of various members of the Bat-Family, from Batman himself, to the Boy-Wonder, Batgirl, and even Nightwing respectively. He grinned maliciously as suddenly, without warning the cards bursted into flames. The scowl of batman charred and cracked, and the boy-wonder's face curled in upon itself. And Nightwing's quippy grin ceased to be, all forming into spectacles of ash blown away by the room's ash. Nygma's own emerald orbs had reflected the crackling flame with a venomous and vile glee, framed by and gnarled grin. "The Toyman, and the quizzically titled Dr. Doom" Nygma paused briefly once he concludes announcing the next pair of villains, allowing both to preform their own trick or pose. As was accustomed to members of the Legion prior. Then came the next pair "The Jackal of Jokes himself, the Joker, and the hideous Scarecrow" Another pause, for another pose. "The Frigid Captain Cold..." Finally, he guided the rooms view towards the center podium... "Then of coarse we are guided under the brilliant leadership of Lex Luthor, just to name a few..."Merry Christmas to all, and to all meet your doom! DOOM | @thejoker | Scarecrow | Lex Luthor | Captain Cold | @juggernaut
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2017 0:28:11 GMT
THE JOKER
"Nnnhehehe-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaa. First, Esticle, Legion of Doom? Even with guys who couldn't have ever been part of that? No. No, that won't do. I propose Best Friends Squad! Hehehehe!"
Hell's Court Jester was an iconoclast. He took the idols worshiped by any given man and pissed in its eye. What Riddler wanted would be blindingly obvious to any who heard him speak. He believed to the center of his heart that he was an intellectual, and not only an intellectual, an unrivaled and unparalleled mind who bested all the feeble thinkers who dared to challenge his wit. So, it was natural that the Joker would tear this to ribbons the first chance he could. He cared not for friendship. He cared not of enemies. All he cared about was laughing at the preposterous and pretentious and Riddler, to him, was both.
Even his attire was purposely provocative; it was offensive and off-putting. He wore a white blouse with long sleeves. The wrists were marked by two blue bands intersected horizontally by a trio of white stripes. His collar was marked by a piece of cloth that ran over his shoulders and flattened across his back. Tied around his neck was a red tie-like ribbon. He wore a pleated blue skirt that was worn long, like a proper juvenile delinquent. His shoes were black as were his Mary Janes. The Clown Prince of Crime motioned to his outfit in a displaying gesture. "And, and, and do you like it? I just had to get something grand for the first day of villain school. WAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!"
"Eddie, m'boy, I have to confess that I was more than a little concerned when the call came from you. Now, don't get me wrong, I like the bad guy sleepovers and singalongs as much as the next maladjusted social pariah. Heh! But, my little green question mark, you, the Prince of Posers," his ever-present grin widened at his own double meaning there, "have a nasty habit of announcing your plans to the Bat! I know I leave my face everywhere, but you try to be subtle. I don't. Nnnhehehehehe! Still, you always give him a tell. You give him a clue, Cluemaster, Jr. Heheh! So, this little shindig, this little boy's club, seemed like one where the Dork Knight would come slinking through the sewers with . . . Doomsie, who of your people swim in the sewers? Eeeeh let's just call 'im Samurai-Tortoise-Man. Heheh! Anyway, he'd come in here and boom! Stupid hero fight before any evil plans or any dead toddlers. Tsk tsk tsk."
"And yet, your little schpiel ended with giving credit to Ol' Daddy Warbucks! I, for one, am placated! Wehehehehehehahahaha! Or I was. First, why was I, the Joker!, not mentioned in your few little leaders? I mean every League of the Injustice Society of Super Friends Who Are Totally BFFs – HEARTS AND HEARSES! – Aaaaah! is at its core: Sexy Lexy, that Cat chick who isn't trying to get in Batman's pants, and everyone's favorite: their merry uncle Joker! Wehehehehe! It isn't led only by the chrome-domed dofus! Wahaha! People make a lot of fun of Lex about that but you know, it could be worse. He was a ginger. Hehehe! I kid my ginger friends – and cripple them. Ahahahahahehehehahahaha!"
"Anywhodalidoodle, that makes me think that someone is getting a big head, Mister Ed, and thinking he can play with the big boys! Maybe I can go get a 99 cent Crossword puzzle book down here to keep you busy. Large print too! Your eyes can't be good spending all that time staring at question marks. Waaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Besides, boys and girls, why would these new guys like Doctor – Bloom is it? Say, are you any relationship to Doctor Sal Bloom? He's my Leprologist! Heheh! Why do you suppose the new guys would have a beef with Buttman, or even know who he is? I mean do I go after Spider-Man? What? Surprised I know him? I blew up his little red friend because he was too much of a straight man. I mean flat out murder without the fun? Bore with a capital ing! Woo-woo-wooo-weeehehehehaha!"
"Also, can we back up over grandma with the truck again for a second, did you say Toyman? Toyman! Riddler, it better be that Chinese kid or the one with the ceramic mask because if you hired the Toys 'n' Touch one, woowoowowoowowoo!, I might have to switch out this fuku for Asumi's leather apron. Eeehehehehehahahahahhaha!" He began to mimic something brutal with his hand. "Kiiiiri kiri kiri kiri. Ki–hihihihihihehehehahahaha!"
"Who else do we have? Boo Berry. Good! He's fun! You know, Sinestro tried to recruit him because of all that yellow, but it turned out to just be pee! Hehehehehe! Oh, but while we're on blood-curdlingly terrible things like Scary-Pants' spooky gas, really, those burritos don't win you friends in Arkham! Hehe!, you really couldn't have gone with Killer Frost over Captain Colostomy Bag? It isn't uh, just that there isn't an ovum between us, but that is a factor, it's that Lincoln isn't an anti-hero. Really, Eobard," that was probably on purpose, "a no-kill rule? When you eat a steak, can you taste anything but Flash's butt? Waahahahahahaha!"
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"Leonard Snart! Robber of ATMs!"
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Post by Captain Cold on Dec 25, 2017 9:30:11 GMT
Most days, Captain Cold would not have entertained a situation like this. Their goals were conveniently mutual at best, the grandstanding was beyond grating, and the ones who had been chosen to make up this little shindig were not the types that Snart considered his favorite company. He'd take his Rogues on their worst day over a handful of Gotham's freaks any time.
But desperate times called for desperate measures. Stranded on another Earth, Snart had reluctantly accepted the offer to cooperate with his fellow criminals, regardless of their... eccentricities... which all came in full display during roll call like some kind of 4th grade classroom consisting of an ample supply of that kid who tried to say their name in the flashiest way possible in hopes of standing out. He raised an eyebrow behind his tinted goggles as the Riddler showed off a deck of giant cards he set ablaze, a ridiculous gesture that he figured would convince anyone why the man belonged in Arkham. The Scarecrow was present, too, another of Batman's deranged enemies. The man was a sadist and a sick freak Snart would rather not deal with, either.
There was a newcomer as well, a man with a metal face mask and a green toga over plate armor. Yeah. He looked every bit as ridiculous as that description sounded in his head. His name didn't do him any favors, either. Doctor Doom? At least Snart's title followed his theme.
Toyman, another he was vaguely familiar with, and certainly not fond of given the stories surrounding him when it came to children.
There was Lex Luthor, how could anyone ever forget that name. So here he was, up for another exciting get-together, this time due to their mutual situation. Did Lex intend a means they return home, or carve a sphere of influence in this world? For now, he'd tolerate the others' company and find out, considering how much he was expecting Lex to pay him. His services did not come cheap, after all, double because he was on another world, now, and thus needed a few extra things.
Then was the best for last who was more then ready to make his presence known. The Joker. The mass-murdering psychopath who quickly and noisily deconstructed the entire meeting. While it did amuse him greatly seeing the clown utterly dismember Nigma's attempt at showmanship, the Joker's continued ranting eventually got grating. He said nothing when the Joker took a shot at him as he knew he had nothing to prove, he already knew he was the top criminal of Central City and all. It did annoy him that it often got assumed his "no-kill rule" extended to everyone, but as any cop, vigilante, ballsy security guard, superhero, or voice of dissent in his ranks or anyone else who seriously got in his way or otherwise pushed him tended to find out, that was not the case and "self-defense" had so many lovely interpretations. The urge to turn the clown into an ice sculpture passed through his mind but he elected the higher road and instead just gave the Joker a weary "Are you finished?" glare from behind his blue-tinted goggles. "Cute. And has Batman finally returned your calls?" he said in his typical sardonic tone.
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"There is nothing to fear.... But fear itself..."
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Post by Scarecrow on Jan 8, 2018 6:34:11 GMT
Really? That's ALL he could muster up? No clever trap, no display of intellect, merely a magician's card trick. Eddie may be a loser, but this was more pathetic than Crane expected. Crane cared little for the introduction of his new teammates, all he cared for is how they could contribute to him and his research. However for a split second the Joker caught his attention.
THAT'S going to be haunting my nightmares tonight. Thought the king of fright, quickly shifting his gaze away from the crossdressing conundrum. After all, attention was all the Joker truly desired from this scenario. Like a toddler breaking something in front of their parents. "Ignore him. He feels like he'll explode if he's not the center of attention for five seconds." said Crane calmly. He was aware how dangerous Joker could be, but his annoyance was far greater. He just wanted to finish this meeting and be on his way.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 2:06:35 GMT
Cain Marko had considered the invitation for a while before he'd finally accepted. What had been difficult was making sure he was hard to follow, going all the way from Vegas to Jersey. It was a weird place, he'd decided, but working west and then cutting back east, hiding in tractor trailers and freight cars had seemed to do the job. He was the Juggernaut, and subtle wasn't his thing, but neither was he incapable of it. As a precaution, he had decided to keep his helmet on, unsure of how many psychics were around. Lucky him, no Chuck, but that didn't mean maybe some others weren't lurking around out there, with their dirty, greasy minds trying to crack his. Unconcerned whether it was a trap or not, because he'd yet to really run into much that could cause him concern, the Juggernaut walked into the swamp and didn't pay any mind to the gators and other unsavory things. They had to worry about him, not the other way around. But he wasn't the type of guy to hassle the wildlife, unless it was very persistent, and even then, he went easy on them. He trudged slowly into the rusty structure, not put off by the surroundings. Sometimes he lived big, like a rock star, sometimes he didn't. Keeping a low profile made sense, in some ways. He could hear talking, and laughing up ahead, and carefully maneuvered his bulk, not trying to bury the rest of them alive if he got careless. Being nearly ten feet tall wasn't always the easiest thing in life. he took a slow look around before he spoke. "I dunno none of you guys. 'Cept fer him." He nodded at Doom, who he knew mostly by rep and not because he'd met him. "But they call me the Juggernaut. And there ain't nuthin', not nobody, that can stop me." He let the rest take that in while he formed his own impressions. None of them looked too far out, 'cept maybe the clown, and he wasn't sure if that was an act or not. There were crazier gimmicks he'd seen. Lex Luthor, rich guy, reminded him of Chuck. That might not bode well for him down the road, he thought. The clown, and Juggernaut wondered what value he provided. Most villain teamups usually had some crazies but from the laugh and the way he mocked Doom, he could be pressing his luck too far. The Riddler, well, riddled, he guessed. Didn't look like much in a scrap, but he'd sent the invite. Could be one of the brains. Cold at least had some style, and a cold gun. Might be the guy to talk to, figure out what was up. He seemed to know them and looked like a regular guy. The Scarecrow's getup was a little laughable, but at least more menacing than Joker. He wondered exactly what angle he was working. Maybe some kinda magical powers or something. Doom, naturally enough, was Doom. Marko didn't have a real high opinion of him. The FF were chumps, and if Doom was so powerful, how come he lost to a bum like the Thing? More than once, too. But every team needed a dick. Whether they wanted one or not, all the teamups he'd been in 'cept for him and Tom always had That Guy. And Cain knew, just from looking, that he was the muscle. That was fine by him; he was strong, he hit people real good, and was dependable. "So I'm guessing I'm here to beat the crap outta whatever or whoever gets in our way. That's fine by me. I just want my cut, and keep the beer flowing. You guys play straight with me, and it'll all be cool. You try and screw me over? I got time. Nothing keeps me down fer the count. I'll find ya, and murder ya. Now that I got the necessary threats outta the way, what's the caper? Whose face am I gonna cave in?"
The Riddler Lex Luthor DOOM @thejoker Captain Cold Scarecrow
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I don't want to do good things, I want to do great things.
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Post by Lex Luthor on Mar 21, 2018 3:07:18 GMT
When the Riddler had shown him his suggested hideout, Lex suppressed by far the largest sigh he'd ever wanted to make. Deep in the dark and grimy swampland of middle Florida, sure enough there was an abandoned facility that was either a water plant or a laboratory. Lex could only theorize, but what he did know was that in his own world he had requisitioned this very same facility in this exact spot for his own designs. How far it had fallen in this other world saddened him. Humanity was stumbling further and further down a darkened path and they would all but destroy themselves soon enough. But that was he had contacted Nygma in the first place. The government was recruiting powerful allies from another universe, more and more heroes from their old world came stumbling one by one into this hell, and the balance of power shifted farther away from evil and more towards good. In certain respects, he could appreciate that. But humanity did not need good in order to thrive. What it needed was strong leadership. That was something that was entirely lacking given the current ranks of those in power and those aligned with them. What this world needed was a truly charismatic, perfect, unquestionable king. Lex Luthor would give that to them. The first steps involved planting seeds... That had been months prior. They had reached an agreement. Individuals had been carefully scouted and picked. Invitations had been sent out. The waiting had been done. And now they all gathered around a table in the very heart of this damnable place, and Luthor couldn't wait to leave. He had hoped the Riddler would at least have cleaned the place up, but knew both before arriving and upon finally making his entrance that nothing had been done to clean the stench. This meeting could be over and done in a scant five minutes, and it still would be far too long. Assuming it even ended the way Lex Luthor hoped. No, it definitely would. He had planned everything out already. It was only a matter of getting each individual to fill the roles he had assigned them. Every introduction was made entirely as Luthor had anticipated. Riddler made a show, attempting to dazzle and impress those gathered and, predictably, failing spectacularly. None of these people gathered would be impressed by anything. They weren't being paid to do so. But Nygma served his purpose at least to be the introductory party and break the silence that would have otherwise permeated until Luthor or the Joker finally deigned to say anything at all. The Clown Prince of Crime went in turn as Lex knew he would, hammering out his typical slew of crazed and rambling dialogue that no sane man could ever invent. He had something to say for everyone. Although Lex was surprised. Was that respect he detected, if diluted by his insanity, that Lex detected in the Joker's tone? Hardly. But at the very least even the clown held Luthor in higher regard than the others. Next came Cold. A mercenary if ever there was one. He likely cared more for the money than any of the rest of them, at least pertaining to those he knew. If Riddler and Joker were in it for the attention and to brew utter chaos, Snart was there to make a living by any means necessary. Luthor could respect him for that. At least he wasn't absolutely insane. He knew what he was here for. Luthor, likewise, knew exactly why he and Scarecrow had been invited. Both had a reason for being that even they likely would be unable to fathom until all had been said and done. Although, if they insisted on tempting the Joker, they may expire before they fulfill their use. Lastly, the wild cards. To start with Juggernaut, he entered and threatened. It was amusing, yet also diminishing his stature. He had the strength to be sure. He needn't say a thing to demonstrate that fact. Luthor had hoped perhaps that at least the unknown factors of this grouping would break the mold of the typical villain he dealt with in the day-to-day. Sadly on merely the first impression, they did not. But Juggernaut would have his uses as well as the others, he need not fret. There would be pay. And his strength would be of upmost importance in the time to come. Then there was the mysterious Doctor Doom... "In due time, Juggernaut. Rest assured, you all will be compensated appropriately for your time. As for you, Joker, the very reason you were sought out was for your... expertise. I will explain shortly. However, another matter needs to be dealt with before we continue." He approached the table and removed a small, square device from his suit pocket, and placed it on the surface in front of them with a hushed silence. The object was lined with wires on the sides, a screen that glowed bright blue, and a series of buttons -- of which Lex pressed one. Just as soon as he did so, sparks and a harsh, screeching sound erupted from Doctor Doom; and in moments he collapsed in a puddle of metal and cloth. "I'm afraid the esteemed doctor elected to send a machine in lieu of himself. I will inform you all immediately, gentlemen, there will be no backstabbing, subterfuge, or betrayal during the course of our arrangement. I will know if any of you attempt it.""Now, to business. I'll begin by assuming you all are at least familiar with this new world we find ourselves in. It should require little explanation. By one means or another, we were all brought here in varying circumstances often beyond our own control. I do intend to send those of us who wish to return back eventually, but until then we're all forced to remain here. The eco-political climate of this world is fracturing under the weight of ours and others presence, leaving a rather interesting opportunity for us all. The ability to seize wealth and power. I intend to see our unified goals accomplished, whatever those may be. But the ability to achieve them may very well depend on our ability to function in cooperation with the others."He paused for breath and for dramatic effect. "But you should all know, our own foes are arriving in this world just the same as we did. Already, Batman and his ilk occupy Chicago and certain cities on the West Coast. The Green Lantern was spotted in Vegas. It's only a matter of time before the Flash or Arrow make their appearance. I am ignorant of your world, Juggernaut, but I gather Iron-man, Captain America, and Thor are all originated from there. My sources claim that Magneto hails from there as well. Whoever your foe may be, they will soon appear. And even if they do not, I assure you Superman will be one of the greatest threats you have ever faced." He swiped the EMP broadcaster from the table, shattering it on the floor. It was such a simple thing to construct. What he placed instead was a projector that shone a display between them, bright and easily visible. With a raised hand he swiped and tapped at the virtual display. It was technology he would not share, but was readily available to him. Each and every one of them would see the headlines, video footage, news reels... All showing individual events of neo-humans and vagrants and civilians wrongfully accused being arrested and taken, often by force. "This world is carnage. It is falling apart. There is a fortune to be made. You each will be allowed to do as you would normally, no restrictions save for the understanding that under no circumstances are you to harm one of our own. And that I will have unique tasks for each of you to accomplish. Do this, and this world will be remade in our image."Rather, it would be remade in Lex Luthor's. But they didn't need to know that. The Riddler @thejoker Captain Cold Scarecrow @juggernaut
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