Not a canon, so I'll throw some thread lines
-To @darksorceress -
Dragon: "Why do the pretty ones always turn out to be the criminals?"
Dragon: "I don't even know why you would go to all this blasted trouble to break into a museum just to steal a bloody book. You can usually just do that by checking it out from the library and never returning it"
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-To @wanda -
Dragomir: "You look like someone who'd have a beautiful smile if something didn't seem to be bothering you"
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Wanda: "Thank you for the compliment by the vay. Not too often I get them. Most of the time, its 'Vanda, clear your mind, Vanda, don't leave the tower, Vanda, don't follow Captian America."
Dragomir: "Call me surprised people haven't spoken of your looks more. Maybe they're just shy? I'm far from shy, luckily. Thank god too, I wouldn't have met someone like you if I was!"
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Wanda: "Do you mind if I show you, them. Since you know vhat I am you should know vhat I can do.
"That is my family, they are broken but still good. yeah... still good.
"The man with the shield he is Steve, he is a good man. The Archer, Clint, is like a father."
Dragomir: -Watching the airport fight from Civil War that Wanda is projecting into his mind- "Huh, I think I can tell who your Captain America is. Is he your boyfriend, then? You seem really fascinated with him. He must be a really lucky guy to be blessed with someone like you. Not just because you're cute of course, you seem fun to be around too.
That red guy, the one you're fighting. The uh, red faced guy, who I don't think is human like the others. If I ever meet him... I've already got a nickname for him. I'm going to call him Elmo.
... Is that a kid in a unitard?
I mean, you've got super blue shield man, guy in a techno suit, Elmo, Cat Man who I'm convinced may be played by Adam West, Robin Hood, girl in the superspy suit... Guy who's an Ant and-Oh cool, he can be small, that's awesome. I guess that explains the cool get-up, but... Oh Sh*t, what was I saying, uh... Oh! Yeah, so you're in all of these cool costumes, mostly, and this kid sticks out like a sore thumb wearing a unitard.
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Wanda: "I'm a foreigner."
Dragomir: "A foreigner, huh? Are they really -that- racist here in America, that you'd be a monster?"
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Wanda: "Yes. I am. Many know me as Vanda Maximoff, otherwise known as the Scarlet Witch."
Dragomir: "Scarlet Witch, huh? Does that mean you're far older then you look? Because you've got the looks that would make an ancient person jealous, especially if you're actually their age"
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Wanda: "That is my family, they are broken but still good. yeah... still good."
Dragomir: "... You totally took that from Lilo and Stitch, and I swear to god I could kiss you right now for that reference"
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Mean Mark: "If I could have EVERYONE's attention that would be great!"
Dragomir: "Oh you have GOT to be shitting me..."
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-To Thugs Harassing
Aedan Byrne -
Dragon: "Actually, I beg to differ. Choices are great! Choices like the kid being able to choose whether they join you or not... Or you know, choices like me deciding whether to let you guys go free, or to kick your asses six ways to Sunday, five ways to Friday, and seventeen ways to Tuesday. Of course... You guys have a choice too!
"Your choice? Leave the kid alone, or each one of you is going to have to get your jaws wired shut."
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Thug: "You seem to like choices...So, here's one for you. Go back to your comic shop, or comic con,or whatever the hell it is you came from,minding your own business, or step forward,and get the same that the kid's gonna get. Ain't like he's worth it, right? Just another freak! I mean,c'mon man, look at the eyes! That's the only reason we haven't already gotten him, is cause he's using whatever the hell he can do."
Dragon: "A freak, huh? You mean someone like... This?"
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-To Thugs Harassing
Aedan Byrne -
Dragon: "I don't think you brutes understand. We can do this the easy way... Or we can do this the hard way. And I'm pretty biased toward the hard way..."
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-To
Deadpool and @strange -
Dragomir: "f**king hell, I hate being so damn formal in front of crowds"
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Doctor Strange: “I swear the books don’t bite… Well as long as they are on the shelf and not open.”
Dragomir: "Do the books count as pets or still count as inanimate objects if they bite when off the shelves?"
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-To @strange -
Dragomir: "Gotta admit though, I do like the decor here. Who did your decor, Mr. 'Stache, since I don't know your name?"
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-To Goons Of
Harley Quinn -
Dragon: "Nobody? Nobody can tell me where your boss is? Underboss? Officer? Chief Boot-Licker? Anything? Like, I don't even care if your boss is wearing a Barney The Dinosaur costume and is afraid to show himself. Because at this point, I can do this all day."
Dragon: "You know, I crossed country here, I didn't come here to deal with a couple mooks all day. But it seems I'm stuck doing just that! I've been here all day! With you guys! I mean, this is fun and all, but I'm honestly getting kind of-"
-Dragon blocks a shot-
Dragon: "... Annoyed."
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Dragon: "Bloody hell. How many operations for mobs do I have to F**k up before someone will just give me a little bit of info? Is asking for directions in New York usually this bad?"
Harley: “Only when your messing with the Royal Crime Family. “Let me guess, your looking for little ol me. Well here I am dragon brat!”
Dragon: "Huh, usually I have to get the information out of them, it's rare that the bigger ones come -to- me. Guess it's my lucky day.. You know, usually when I deal with leaders in these crime rings, they don't usually come out as beautiful as you have turned out to be. I gotta say, you surprised me!"
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-To Goon Of
Harley Quinn -
Dragon: "Excuse me, by chance might I borrow your bat? I'll return it after, I'm not a Bat-Man anyway"
Harley, referencing
BATMAN : "You're right, you are no Batman. That man has a stick up his ass."
Dragon: "Y-You... Hahaha... You seriously know a guy who walks around dressed as a Bat? Who does that? I mean come on, Dragons are at least threatening! Bats are blind and are more likely to crash into a wall then get you! PLEASE tell me he's blind. PLEASE tell me he's blind and just has awesome senses, and isn't just a furry in a bat costume."
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-To
Harley Quinn -
Dragon: "But in all seriousness, hun... I'm just looking for someone, if you're part of what I think you are, you probably know what I'm talking about by now. I've been doing this a good, long time, and honestly, you seem like someone I'd rather take out for drinks and a movie then to throw down with. I know I ask this to the underbosses every single time, and they usually say no, but where is your boss? I know, I know, that's not an easy bit of info to give! But this drill of beating the information out of the under-boobs-sorry, underbosses, is getting kind of tedious, and I could almost swear they're lying to me most of the time.
And hell! I could be wrong, you might not be part of who I think you could be. See, I'm new to New York, and I came hunting some people down... If you're not part of them, well... Maybe you could point me in the right direction? I mean, if you'd rather go to town on the clown, instead of talking, I've been knocking skulls all day, so one more won't hurt... But I'd honestly rather get my information and go home.
So what's it gonna be, love? Either way works for me."
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-To
Harley Quinn -
Dragon: "The movies no fun without someone to cuddle up to anyway, and you don't seem like a cuddler. Correct me if I'm wrong"
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-To Goon Of
Harley Quinn -
Dragon: "Oh, speaking of your boys... Hey! Buddy! Catch!"
-Dragon tosses bat back to goon, accidentally clobbers them in the head, knocking them out cold-
".... Ohhhh.... Sh*t. Whoops. Sorry!"